HAHAHA... KANTOIIII... aku buat topik 18sx, cepat je nak bukak... hehehe aku saja bukak topik ni utk kita sume postkan apa saja... iyelah kalau sume org nak bukak topik baru for all new things... jadi ribu2 lemon lak topik kat forum ni... so aku nak cadangkan kalau ada issue2 yg betul2 penting je baru bukak topik baru... otherwise kita guna tread ni...
"Success in almost any field depends more on energy and drive than it does on intelligence. This explains why we have so many stupid leaders."
-Sloan Wilson
Lee Sum Wan: Hello can i speak to Annie Wan Mr Sori: Yes u could speak to me.
Lee Sum Wan: No, i want to speak to Annie Wan!
Mr Sori: You are talking to someone! Who is this?
Lee Sum Wan: I'm Sum Wan. And i need to talk to Annie Wan! Its urgent.
Mr Sori: I know u are someone and u want to talk to anyone! But whats this urgent matter about?
Lee Sum Wan: Well just tell my sister Annie Wan that our brother, Noe Wan was involved in an accident. Noe Wan got injured and now Noe Wan is being sent to the hospital. Right now Avery Wan is going to the hospital.
Mr Sori: Look if no one was injured and no one was sent to the hospital from the accident that isnt an urgent matter! You may find this hilarious but i dont have time for this!!!
Lee Sum Wan: You are rude. Who are you?
Mr Sori: I'm Sori.
Lee Sum Wan: You should be sorry. Now give me your name!
Mr Sori: I'm Sori !!
Lee Sum Wan: I dont like your tone of voice Mr and i dont care, give me your name!
Mr Sori: Look lady, I told you already I'm Sori ! I'm Sori !! I'm SORI !!! you didnt even give me your name!
Lee Sum Wan: I told u before i'm Sum Wan ! Sum Wan !!! You better be careful my father is Sum Buddy. And my uncle holds a very big position in the company. He is Noe Buddy.
Mr Sori: Oh im so scared(sarcastically).Look i dont care about ur uncle he's a nobody. Everybody thinks his top dog and holding an important position in the company.
Lee Sum Wan: No Avery Buddy just married my aunt. And Avery Buddy doesnt work there.
Mr Sori: Like i said i dont care which one of ur aunt screws everybody
and i also know that not everybody works here! Jeez!!!
Lee Sum Wan: Which Wan(don't have any idea on how to alternatively spell the name)is my sis!
Mr. Sori: I dont know which one is ur sis! Why in gods name u think i do!? Look i got work to do and if im feeling mischievious i'll broadcast it on the P.A system saying. "Attention, someone called and said that anyones brother just got involved in an accident. But not to worry no one got injured and no one was sent to the hospital. But everyone is going to the hospital anyways. The father maybe a somebody but if u're their uncle, u're a nobody. And its not true about her aunt screwing everybody becos i havent screw her yet."how bout that!?
FIRST QUESTION: You are participating in a race. You overtake the second person. What position are you in?
ANSWER: If you answer that you are first, then you are absolutely wrong! If you overtake the second person and you take his place, you are second! Try not to screw up in the next question.
To answer the second question, don't take as much time as you took for the first question. (You know you took too much time.)
SECOND QUESTION: If you overtake the last person, then you are...?
ANSWER: If you answered that you are second to last, then you are wrong again. Tell me, how can you overtake the LAST person?!
THIRD QUESTION: Very tricky math! Note: This must be done in your head only. Do NOT use paper and pencil or a calculator. Try it.
Take 1000 and add 40 to it. Now add another 1000. Now add 30. Add another 1000. Now add 20. Now add another 1000. Now add 10.
What is the total?
ANSWER: Did you get 5000? The correct answer is actually 4100.
Don't believe it? Check with your calculator! Today is definitely not your day. Maybe you will get the last question right?
LAST QUESTION: Mary's father has five daughters: Nana, Nene, Nini, Nono. What is the name of the fifth daughter?
ANSWER: Nunu? Nana? Nene? NONO! Of course not. The fifth daughter's name is Mary. Read the question again.
Kisah ini benar-benar terjadi padaku sewaktu aku kanak-kanak dahulu. Ayah aku suka memberi amaran padaku dengan menjeling garang jika aku membuat sesuatu yang tidak disukainya. Contohnya, jika ke kedai,kalauaku mengambil gula-gula, dia akan menjeling padaku bermakna aku disuruh letakkan semula gula-gula itu ke tempatnya semula.
Suatu hari,aku mengikut ayah ke surau untuk solat maghrib. Ketika sedang rukuk, aku melihat kain pelikat tok imam tersepit di celah punggungnya. Aku yang 'konon'nya ingin membantu, terus menarik kain yang tersepit itu. Ayahku yang sedang solat terus memberi jelingannya padaku. Aku pun faham maksudnya itu,lalu terus memasukkan semula kain pelikat tok imam itu semula ke celah punggung tok imam tadi. Apalagi,melatah lah tok imam tadi. Habis satu jemaah batal solat mereka kerana turut terkejut dengan latahan tok imam tadi. Ayahku yang bermuka merah padam menahan malu dan marah mengheret aku balik ke rumah.
Hamboi Ryan Pilip... kesah chenta ni mana boleh diwar-warkan pada orang ramai. Kang muntah lak orang... batal puasa.
Ryan ni masa 'kecik-kecik' (paku dulang paku serpih!...) takkan tak pernah nakal kot. Kerr.... bila dah dewasa (nak kata 'besar', tu understatement...hahahaha!) baru start notti...
Wahai adik-adik yang nak berboling besok, jagalah diri baik-baik dgn si Ryan ni... cegah sebelum parah
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"Accept that some days you are the pigeon and some days you are the statue"
--David Brent--
Apalagi,melatah lah tok imam tadi. Habis satu jemaah batal solat mereka kerana turut terkejut dengan latahan tok imam tadi. Ayahku yang 
